Whats been going on lately.

Hey guys and girls! Its Rimas Alawnikel here again! I just want to tell you whats been going on lately.
Well yeah tomorrows is my birthday and I hope it will be loads of fun! :D
So the thing is today I organized a birthday party for myself for tomorrow. I was on a real low budget, only had about.. Lets see... $1.70, I know it wasn't much but it was much bigger than the budget I had last year! Last year I had a budget of 4 cents! Heh, that year I was sad because no one came to my party but also happy because I didn't lose that 4 cents :D
But this year! I know everybody will come! I invited all pokemon trainers from all over the world! Hopefully they can make it otherwise Its gona be like last year.. I've trained my pokemon till they nearly died this morning just because it was funny :D
Oh and I need to get more pokeballs so I can steal the pokemon trainers pokemon! Oh em gee!!! this is gona be so awesomeeeeeee!!! My plan will probably not fail :D
But if it does fail I am going to.... Something. Not sure at the moment but when I think of it I'll say so!
It was fun setting up everything for my big day tomorrow but as I was setting up everything I tripped over the wire from the cordless phone D: I don't know how it happened but it did.
And now... I have a huge bruise across my face which covers all of my face.. I look like a rotten banana now D:
Well that was basically what I did today.. I'll probably make another blog to tell what happened at the party.. Until next time! The next pokemon master signing out!

The day at the Zoo!

Hey hey guys and girls! Rimas Alawnikel here again! :D
Today was a fun yet weird day for me. I kind of got lost on the way to school... I ended up walking the complete wrong direction and ended up at the zoo.. I can't believe I got lost while walking to school.. I mean the school is right next to my house! Hmm, maybe I went down the hill instead of up it... Dammit D:
I spent about 2 hours walking down the hill and ended up at the zoo... After getting to the zoo I realized I went the wrong way. Boy do I have a bad sense of direction. So yeah that was my journey to where ever the hell I am.. I'm actually typing this up at the lost and found cabin at the zoo. But its fun cause I see wild pokemon in their natural habitat! I knew I should have stocked up on pokeballs before I headed to school.. Well I'll just be waiting here for my dad... He probably doesn't know I'm here though cause I never told him... Its also getting pretty late.. Way past my bed time.. Its 5:30pm.. I'm starting to get scared D:
Hopefuly I can get a bed to sleep on.. Otherwise I'll have to go sleep with the gorrilas! Wait, that sounds like fun! :D Yeah, I'm gona go head to the gorrilas and get ready for sleep now!
I'll have to see what will happen in the morning...
I'll probably type another blog when I go back to the lost and found cabin tomorrow morning. Until then good night! :D Hopefuly those gorrilas don't bite me D:

A bit about my family.

Hey guys and girls, its Rimas Alawnikel here again! Just thought I would share whats been going on with my family... Its probably not that interesting but you can judge.
Well lets see.. I have... 3.. Wait no 7 brothers and uhh.... God dam, I knew I should have paid more attention in maths.. Anyways.. I have 7 brothers and somewhere around 5 and a half sisters. I don't exactly remember.. These things are kind of hard to keep track of. So, so far thats 7 brothers and 5 and a half sisters.
I live with my dad. He's a nice guy and all but people say he's a bad man for touching my penis. I don't understand what they mean by that but whatever. We have a lot ofthings in common! We both are pokemon trainers(well not exactly, I'm a pokemon master but I try to keep it a secret) We both train our pokemons till their nearly dead. We both love our pokemons! And we both sit around watching Pokemon on the Television(He says its what all pokemon masters do)
Eh enough about my dad, I bet your bored reading about my dad. He's probably really boring to you anwyays...
So anyways.. You probably didn't know but my mom is actually in some sort of rehab kind of thing.. She's been in there ever since I was born. I was actually told by my dad that she went into rehab because of me. My dad said it was because I loved my pokemon too much, I never realized and still don't realize what he means by that.. Doesn't everyone love their pokemon?
Well she's coming out of rehab next month but my dad says she's only coming back to 'take care of what she should've taken care of 13 years ago' Surprisingly I'm 13 years old! Maybe it has something to do with me? I bet its going to be great fun! :D I can't wait!
Well yea that's my mom. I love her soooooo muchhhhh but I've never once talked to her.

I have soooo many brothers and sisters to the point where I can't even count them(mostly because I don't pay attention in maths) But I'm the youngest and oldest is... Lets see... If I'm 13... then you plus 1... minus 5 and add 50.... Yeah... You do the math.

Ahhhh well its getting late.. Its already 5pm and I have to go sleep...
Nighty night don't let the pokemons bite!

My first day of school...

Hey there guys and girls my name is Rimas Alawnikel and I am seriously master of all pokemon.
Well today I just started my first day of school.. I'm a freshmen. Today I got put into a class with all these mean people. I don't like them much :( They took my wallet from me and took all my moneys from it.. I was sad but I was also happy because I had no moneys in my wallet because I hide it where no one will touch me... But the pedophiles out there might find it. I'm not sure but hopefully they don't touch me there.
So anyways yea that's kind of my class.... I sit by myself with my gameboy colour in the corner of the class. I have really thick glasses which are really heavy so I have to use my hands to stop them from falling off my head.. Anyways, back to my gameboy. My gameboy is my prize posseion. I have all pokemon games including diamond and pearl but I can't play them because I don't have a Nintendo DS... My mom says Nintendo DS is for big boys only! I know right, she is so unfair.. I'm already 13 years old! When I grow up I want to catch all pokemon. Its my dream to be the master. I don't want to go to university, I want to go into the wild. Catch pokemon, kill pokemon, eat pokemon and do naughty things to pokemon.
I want to be like my father. My mother says he was also a pokemon trainer. But not a master.
My life so far is great. I only attend 2 classes at school, English and Maths. English because I need to know how to spell some of the pokemons names properly. Maths so I can count all my pokemon.

ANYWAYS, back to my actual school life. Today I actually attended all classes. The day first started off with a bang as I kinda dropped my gameboy into a puddle it caught on fire but then the fire went out...... Luckily I had a spare gameboy in my bag. So after that I started walking to my first class again, P.E. I always thought P.E standed for Penis Education.. Boy was I wrong... It would have been nice to actually learn about that though... But whatever. So I got to P.E class. Surprisingly enough as I walked in I got tripped up by the meanies in my form class. Today in P.E we had to do pushups to determin how good we are physicaly, I could do about 3 before I ended up in sweat. Well that was first period.. 5 More to go. I actually kinda really liked school all of a sudden because doing P.E made me look like a man.

Next up was English. Now I had to pay real close attention to this class as if I missed any word the teacher said it could ruin my chances of becoming a pokemon master. And I really wanted to be one. it was my destiny. So I just sat at the front of the class and paied full attention.. Before I fell asleep. The teachers words were just too boring! None of it had anything to do with pokemon! So I Just grabbed my gameboy threw in Pokemon Diamond and pretended I could play it.. That reminded me, I needed to ask mom for a Nintendo DS for when I turn 18!
Eh, well that was basicaly it for english for today. Hopefuly next period the teacher will talk about pokemon otherwise I'm just wasting my time, in that time I could have been training my pokemon dammit!

Well nevermind those last two periods because here is where the real fun came in! There seemed to be some kind of 'Interval' thingy which lasted about 20 minutes. In that 20 minutes I seriously had the time of my life! I was free to do whatever I wanted! So what I did was I went over to the field and tried catching some seaguls. I'm not sure why but everyone was staring at me awkwardly... Jeez, haven't they ever seen a pokemon master trying to catch pokemon? Then again for some reason it seemed like catching seagulls was wrong.. but I did it anyways. :)

Man I was THIIIISSSSS close to catching one! If only I had a masterball... Gah, anyways so the bell rang and I was off to my next class. And that's when I looked at my timetable to realize I had Science.. Gah.. Why did I even come to Science? I have no idea. I don't see how Science will help me become a pokemon master.. -_- I think I'm just gona skip Science tomorrow..
But that's when it clicked to me! Man I'm such a genious! Instead of skipping class I could just train my pokemon in that time!
So that was basicaly Science.. Also, I ended up not pulling out my gameboy because I kind of dropped it on the ground while catching seagulls and forgot to pick it up.. Boy am I in big trouble.. So yeah.. That made Science a huge failure. It was an even bigger failure because at the end of the period I saw that those damn meanies from my form class had found my gameboy and had brokeded it :(
Ehhh.. That just ruined my whole day. I was sad and lonely.. But then again I was also happy because the meanies gave me my gameboy back. In pieces... But theres nothing a little cellotape can't fix! Right?

So the bell had finally rang and I ran to the bathroom. I don't know why the heck I went to the bathroom but I did it anyways. So 15 minutes later I walked out of the bathroom only to realize I had to take a wee... So I went back in. It took me another 10 minutes to figure out that I had Social Studies... Man these timetables are hard to understand D:
So I ended up coming to Social Studies 25 minutes late... I was asked for a note for why I was late but I didn't have one, so I got sent out of the class.. Well that didn't really bother me cause now I had time to think of where those dam legendary pokemons were hiding! Those dam things could be hiding anywhere! If I want to be a pokemon master I've got to think of where they would be hiding... Well yeah I spent the rest of the period thinking...I ended up confusing myself in the end but whatever.

Turns out Social Studies was the last period for now. Now I have this lunch break thing. I didn't know what to do now because I had no gameboy, and I didn't want to be stared at like I was some weirdo trying to catch seagulls... But then it clicked to me! I should go catch some rats! Now I know people wont look at me awkwardly now because birds are big and rats are small so hah!
I turned out to look like more of a weirdo in the end because I ended up catching a rat the size of a seagull... Wait a second! Now that I think of it.. That rat was no rat! It was a seagull! Dammit I knew I shouldn't have wasted my masterball on a rat.. err seagull!
I think I need to buy an updated Pokedex because the one I have now only shows only one pokemon.. Dammit!
Well my time was used up well, I caught a seagull. You know what? I think I'm gona ask dad to cook it tonight for dinner!